1. Can

    No difference between her ass and her face. Cheeks are oversized and nothing but shit comes out of there.

    • digler

      Those oversized cheeks are a hell of a lot sexier than the boney boy asses you have in your spank bank.

      • Joaquin ingles

        Don’t know what either one of you are talking about. It looks flat as a sheet of paper to me.

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    God, she’s blacker than Janet Jackson. Is she one of the O’ De Doo Da Days?

  3. cc

    Funny, doesn’t look like a buffet table to me.

  4. Cop #1: “I wanna frisk her…”
    Cop #2: “No, I wanna frisk her…”
    Cop #1: “No, it’s my turn…”
    Cop #2: “I outrank you, and I’m going to do it…”
    Cop #1: “Uh-oh…she got away… you are such an asshole!”

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    The day we all turned into World Champion knife throwers.

  6. The Brown Streak

    How do you pronounce her last name? “CONE-HEAD”

  7. Deacon Jones

    “I’m king of the world!!!!”

    Just stop it, Leo.

  8. I want to spank and kiss that ass!

  9. journalschism

    In my best Chris Farley voice: Flat ass and little ho-ope. Flat ass and little ho-ope…

  10. Ricardo

    Wow, today’s The Crap We Missed is like a “Has been” almanac.

  11. Bionic_Crouton

    It’s not “Victoria’s Secret” if everybody knows about it!

  12. Cock Dr

    If this is the newest shoe fashion I urge all women to boycott it, and verbally abuse any salespeople who attempt to push it.

  13. If it wasn’t for this website I wouldn’t know who the fuck this girl is.

  14. lily

    looks like a baby prostitute, as mean girls said

  15. Blech

    Pretty brave of her to not look in the fucking mirror before leaving the house, and then splat-humping a wall…

  16. lillalliket

    I could have sworn this was Lindsay

  17. Kinky Minx

    Tact, class, and sophistication? Miley Cyrus, your long lost sister is found.

  18. Jack Ketch

    What are those fucking monstrosities on he feet ????

  19. Salad Face

    A true shame Demolition Man was just a movie. I’ll have sweet dreams tonight about what such a wall would do in response to this defilement.

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