Nah. Too easy.
It’s like magic or something, when I push on my boobs like this my tummy pooches out.
I have never, ever heard of this person.
KK in 5 years?
“Siri, who the fuck is this?”
Siri: “Fuck if I know”
I blame Photo Boy’s wife for this. Whenever there’s a Real Housewife here, I’m going to blame Photo Boy’s wife.
Oh, these old things?!?!
“Yes’m. We had to hold ’em like this before about, oh, 1913 I reckon.”
“Who the hell is this chick?”
“I don’t know…she just sort of fell off of Jocelyn Wildenstein one day.”
Pumping on zem vill vork no vanders, Lisa.
Ewwwww, taste of sick in my mouth
“Van-der-pump…that’s V-A-N-D-E-R-P-U-M-P, Vanderpump. And yes, it’s my real name. How else do you think I got these great tits?”
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