“Guys, I know there’s been some malicious rumors going around… And I just want to clear things up: Snookie’s baby is not mine…”
Look at that greasy face. George Lopez demands a paternity test.
“Yo Yo YO!”
“Everybody having a good TIME?”
“I can’t HEAR you!”
And I’ve just “been a DJ”
Ooh, that looks fun, let me try:
“Kickin’ it on the 1’s and 2’s”
“Single ladies, put yo hands up!”
“Somebody ..anybody ..SCREEEEAM!!!”
Now where’s my $10,000?
No, no, dude, it was Spain OVER Italy 4-0
Pauly “Don’t ever look like me!”
Everybody join in
I always just assumed the D was for Diarrhea
D is for ‘Derp’.
This is also the title to his upcoming autobiography.
“D” is for Downy
Nightmares are made of this.
Just cuz he’s an ass, doesn’t mean he gets to be in the ass parade.
He’s looking like a middle-aged, Philippino Troll doll.
Those are so hard to find in the gift shops!
God, and to think he’s the SECOND worst DJ ever now. Thanks a fuckin’ bunch, Paris!
And they thought the life in the shore would not take its toll! Guido life forevaaaaaa!
Damn, they goofed on the strength of the magnets in the headphones.
In 22 more years, when his Jersey Shore “fame” is long gone, he’ll still be sportin’ that stupid hairdon’t, hoping people will recognize him at the T-Mobile kiosk at the mall.
“Someone… help… can’t.. make… breathing… don’t… know… why…”
“Hey, yo…what a great crowd! Having a good time tonight? Thanks for coming out, you two!”
Ewww, just ewww. The oldest looking 32 year old I’ve ever seen. This person’s face is the perfect example of what sun damaged skin looks like.
Naw, just bad genetics. Sun damage doesn’t make your face look like a paper bag full of butt plugs.
If Bart Simpson were human, he’d look like this.
Can we get a picture of the end of the night, when all the product from his hair has melted down to his face.
It’s gotta take him…what?…maybe 2 hours to get his hair looking that gawdawful? Unless he’s had it epoxyed in place with some sort of space-age polymer or maybe tree resin.
There’s never a Michael Jackson Pepsi commercial around when you need one.
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