Sid & Nancy Redux.
Judging by the Paz Greasiness Index, it was at least 80 degrees on this day.
Couldn’t their butler go look for meth?
I love her!!!!!!!!!!!
she’s my idol
Boyfriend: “I’m kinda tired Paz… can we just go home and sleep for once?”
Paz: “I will CUT you!”
Boyfriend: “Alright, sex it is…”
Paz: “And mama likes her martinis dry, okay?”
It pays to shop around.
Weekend at Bernie’s 3
This is funny because blind people don’t know when they date ugly people.
Inside the guy is screaming “please somebody call 911 dammit!”.
“So you’re sure genital warts go away on their own?”
It;s OK buddy.. Don’t be ashamed..We all know that mental cases rock in bed.. We get it
I wish I was that guy.
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