superficial

  1. Dick Hell

    Sid & Nancy Redux.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Judging by the Paz Greasiness Index, it was at least 80 degrees on this day.

  3. Couldn’t their butler go look for meth?

  4. FanGirl

    I love her!!!!!!!!!!!

    she’s my idol

  5. Johnny P!

    Boyfriend: “I’m kinda tired Paz… can we just go home and sleep for once?”
    Paz: “I will CUT you!”
    Boyfriend: “Alright, sex it is…”
    Paz: “And mama likes her martinis dry, okay?”

  6. cc

    It pays to shop around.

  7. Weekend at Bernie’s 3

  8. Clown Shoes

    This is funny because blind people don’t know when they date ugly people.

  9. tlmck

    Inside the guy is screaming “please somebody call 911 dammit!”.

  10. “So you’re sure genital warts go away on their own?”

  11. Bigalkie

    It;s OK buddy.. Don’t be ashamed..We all know that mental cases rock in bed.. We get it

  12. I wish I was that guy.

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