1. informal poll

    straight male that hates John Mayer, click thumbs up

    straight male that loves John Mayer, click thumbs down

  2. “John! Miley Cyrus just showed up. Mentioned something about a “grand slam” ? “

  3. sprub

    That’s the “I have full access to Katy Perry’s titties and you don’t” look.

  4. Looks like the Indigo Girls are getting back together!

  5. johnny p!

    The smile lets you know he’s still wearing that da-glo lime-green thong under his jeans.

  6. flop

    Mayer of Shitty Music City!! We’re no one who has taste in music lives!!

  7. Is the Fred Savage look back in style? I’m never been in tune with hipster fashion.

  8. tlmck

    Despite his afflictions, dude does know how to wield that axe.

  9. “Good. Use your aggressive feelings… Let the hate flow through you. “

  10. I love his music.

  11. Boo boo

    I like his cool Native American necklace.

  12. I like some of his music. He’s a bit of a dickhead. I however am mature enough to separate the two. On most days.

  13. “Alright Mall of America! Who’s ready to rock?!”

  14. Robb7

    Did Katy give him a perm?!

  15. EricLR

    If that guitar could commit suicide, it so would.

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