superficial

  1. I wonder if finally having big boobs is worth finally having a big ass.

  2. That’s quite a pair on top of that pear.

  3. She’s stacked.

  4. Vlad

    Damn it! This is the last time! I mean it. You can get up and go to the bathroom like normal people.

  5. Now the “Oprah, Uma. Uma, Oprah” thing isn’t so much a joke as a description of what her body’s doing.

  6. “Why in the hell couldn’t one of these jugs be loaded with ice water? It’s a fucking drag…’Get me a glass of cold water, would ya, Hon?’ It should have been milk in one, ice water in the other…”

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