I wonder if finally having big boobs is worth finally having a big ass.
It balances things out – visually and kinetically.
She’s always had big tits.
Whatcha mean “worth”? I’ve waited 20 years for her ass to finally grow into the right size.
That’s quite a pair on top of that pear.
Damn it! This is the last time! I mean it. You can get up and go to the bathroom like normal people.
Now the “Oprah, Uma. Uma, Oprah” thing isn’t so much a joke as a description of what her body’s doing.
“Why in the hell couldn’t one of these jugs be loaded with ice water? It’s a fucking drag…’Get me a glass of cold water, would ya, Hon?’ It should have been milk in one, ice water in the other…”
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