1. (mumbling through her teeth): “Now smile and try to make me seem something other than insufferable bitch or you don’t get paid”

  2. Really natural looking colours and all – not ‘shopped. no way….

  3. tlmck

    Somewhere Jennifer Garner just smacked Ben Affleck upside his head again.

  4. Instagram – “Making Your Weirdly Lumpy Body Glow In Sickly Colors Since 2010″

  5. Just what is the appeal of Instagram, anyway? They always look awful.

  6. That’s the look of a man who’s living in hell. He’s going to get his ass kicked when they get back in the house.

  7. “Where’s the baby?”
    “In the closet with my other accessories… Why?”

  8. Her rep has gotten so bad, she’s had to hire Andy Garcia to pretend he likes her.

  9. anonym

    I liked her when she was chubbier.

    she looks malnourished here.

  10. Jesus. Even her bikini selfies are a lame romantic comedy.

  11. She didn’t have that kid, so what’s up with that belly thing going on?

  12. EricLR

    Been a helluva day. Stopped into the barber and got my usual Keeanu. Stopped at the bar and got my rum and pineapple on. And then I got kidnapped.

  13. I’ll bet his balls retracted all the way back to his chest cavity when she put her hand on his thigh.

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