Reese Witherspoon at the Brentwood Country Mart. (July 5, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! REESE! COME BACK!
“I’m an AMERICAN CITIZEN too!!”
Also in this photo, the world’s biggest Water For Elephants fan.
HEY!! OVER HERE!! REMEMBER ME?! You can’t go smashing people’s shit with your chin because had to stand in line for coffee!
“Fred Armisen will NOT TOLERATE BEING IGNORED!”
And though Jorge screamed at the top of his lungs, it wasn’t enough. Reese tripped over the water hose, sending her chin straight through the skull of his 3 year old grandson, killing him instantly.
DO YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS??????
It’s the American citizen, Whatshername, the blonde who stands on American soil.
Bombed meets Photobombed…
In every picture there is always a white man in a cream shirt yelling “You’re pregnant, aren’t you!”
Hey, he’s allowed to stand on American ground and ask any questions he wants to ask.
Geniophobia. Look it up. More proof that it’s real.
“OH MY GOD I THOUGHT YOU DIED OF A HEART ATTACK!!!”
“I just loved you on that movie with that blonde little girl, and that guy from house”
“That was someone else”
“Then who the fuck are you!
“Get back here with my giant white purse you drunk bitch!”
Somewhere in the background of every picture is either Alexander Skarsgard or Creepy Stephen King.
I have to hand it to her…no matter where she goes she always looks good, like I’d love to suck on her clit till her knees give out.
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