Uhmm I’m not on the level of professional escorts that he’s on but that seems to be a bit backwards.
Whoa, this one has a name? Must be getting serious… !
Eastern European prostitutes have names now? What the fuck is the world coming to?
“Crystal! Ruby! Russel threw his back out again! Come over here and push him from the front – I’m pulling from the back!”
Wrestling because she knocked his hat off.
She just found out he has been paying her with monopoly money.
Or the Rush Card.
I always knew he was a Bottom!
It’s no use, the strap-on is stuck up in there. We’ll just have to walk to the emergency room this way.
Old black guys with speech impediments get all the chicks… whose fathers never hugged them.
Doggie style-you’re doing it wrong.
Wow, I had no idea Russian Vampires had a thing for African blood!!
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Russell Simmons and Hana Nitsche in Malibu. (July 6, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN