Earvin Johnson III at Paris Hilton's Fourth of July beach party in Malibu. (July 4, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I’d assume Magic would roll in his grave, but I’d guess he’s immortal.
Even flamboyant gay guys think that hat is stupid.
White girls make you fat, Earvin. When you eat them.
This chick has some great tits!
My god, are they doing a gay version of Posse? Wasn’t the first one bad enough?
I feel so bad for Oprah and her weight issues
Safe to say there won’t be a Earvin Johnson IV.
Why… you can’t name an adopted Asian girl Earvin?
“I’ll get you my pretty! And your PRECIOUS little seafoam tote bag!”
Huggy Bear got fat!
We can all stop wondering what “It’s Pat” would look like if rebooted by Tyler Perry.
Nice Hermes purse. I’m jealous. Not crazy about the color, though.
I like the color the best. I’m jealous too.
Gay Ninja crashes another party undetected
Ironically, it’s his dad who has aids.
I wish I could give more than one thumbs up to this. Bravo.
Try to guess which piece of the wardrobe was borrowed from a straight metalhead.
…i could’nt care less that he’s gay, i don’t give a shit that he’s fat, it’s the dressing-like-a-homeless-person-off-their-anti-psychotics that baffles the shit outta me…
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that Earvin III and competitive sports weren’t a good match.
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