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  1. I’d assume Magic would roll in his grave, but I’d guess he’s immortal.

  2. Even flamboyant gay guys think that hat is stupid.

  3. Just Dick

    White girls make you fat, Earvin. When you eat them.

  4. This chick has some great tits!

  5. My god, are they doing a gay version of Posse? Wasn’t the first one bad enough?

  6. I feel so bad for Oprah and her weight issues

  7. CK

    Safe to say there won’t be a Earvin Johnson IV.

  8. “I’ll get you my pretty! And your PRECIOUS little seafoam tote bag!”

  9. Huggy Bear got fat!

  10. We can all stop wondering what “It’s Pat” would look like if rebooted by Tyler Perry.

  11. The Electrician

    Nice Hermes purse. I’m jealous. Not crazy about the color, though.

  12. Vlad

    Gay Ninja crashes another party undetected

  13. Matt

    Ironically, it’s his dad who has aids.

  14. EricLR

    Try to guess which piece of the wardrobe was borrowed from a straight metalhead.

  15. …i could’nt care less that he’s gay, i don’t give a shit that he’s fat, it’s the dressing-like-a-homeless-person-off-their-anti-psychotics that baffles the shit outta me…

  16. I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that Earvin III and competitive sports weren’t a good match.

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