The wearing of black never works with this one.
dammit, dammit, dammit….
I was sure I’d get the first MOOO in today…
I have the strangest urge for a nice big Smithfield ham…and I don’t know why…
Hey fella, I would hang on to more than just your hat. That’s a black hole in its early stage we’re witnessing there.
Why the hell would you wear saddlebags with…oh, it’s her ass.
And they claimed black is slimming…
For a second I thought it was a photo optical illusion and there were two people standing there. Then I realized it was her perpetually growing ass and I laughed out loud and my coworker wanted to know what was so funny and I just said “stupid shit you see on the Internet” and left it at that.
Absolutely, like they Photoshopped her legs 50% larger.
At first glance I missed it, then I realized it was real.
It’s like that kid’s flip book thing where the top, middle, and bottom thirds of people can be overlapped, mixing them up.
I see the face of a chubby, angry, Asian man on her ass.
Seriously, she must have every pair of pants and every dress and skirt custom made to fit that bizarre shape.
Every time I see her in pants like this, I am reminded of that photo of the middle-aged woman with the flies in her pants crack.
Don’t come around tonight
It’s bound to take your life
“LOOK AT MY ASS! LOOK AT MY TITS! LOOK AT THEM! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK LOOK LOOK!”
Her legs must be made of titanium to support that thing.
Yikes! I’ll never get used to her renting out her pants to some immigrant family.
That ass is bigger than the Hamptons … Yuck !!
Don’t panic Kim. You’re not being followed, it’s just your huge ass that you are seeing with your peripheral vision.
Someone needs to invent a new word to encompass all the kids of gross and disgusting this is.
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