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  1. Pickle Nose

    Really guys, don’t go crazy on the weights. You need to ease into this weightlifting thing….

  2. Slappy Magoo

    “working out” “cruising” “tomaytoh” “tomahtoh…”

  3. “Honey, do these shorts show off my legs?”

    “just a minute! I’m stuffing a sock in my shorts”

  4. Weird knee tattoos are weird.

  5. “Thanks, GL. Same time tomorrow?”

    “You bet! Ta ta for now!”

  6. Masturbating in public is considered exercise now? No wonder I’m so trim.

  7. Wow. Johnny Leg Tats. There’s no excuse for that shit.

  8. It’s important for people to be comfortable with their workout equipment which is why Zac only works with 1 kilo weights.

  9. By “working out in the park ” you mean public urination, right?

  10. I “worked out” like Zac three times last night.

  11. fred

    Oh it’s so funny to be seeing you after so long, girl.
    And with the way you look I understand
    that you are not impressed.
    But I heard you let that little friend of mine
    take off your party dress [shorts].

  12. The Brown Streak

    FUCK! GEORGE CARLIN IS STILL ALIVE!!!!

  13. Does that D-bag even know who The Ramones were?!

  14. And... Cut!

    “Give me a second…. seriously this has never happened before.”

    “Ain’t nobody got time for that.”

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