superficial

  1. He’s sad because they made him remove his trucker cap before taking the photo.

  2. The Brown Streak

    Goddamn Kardashians…they’re everywhere!

  3. Douchiness Ascending.

  4. Stop wearing dresses Kelso.

  5. Where is the statue of Kutchner’s deity, the god Douchenu?

  6. If that’s not look of a couple who just had the “When are we going to get married” argument, I don’t know what is.

  7. He’s taking away her hotness!

  8. “Traditional Indian wedding.”

    For an American. In Italy. With Ashton Kutcher.

    Sort of like how I make “traditional spaghetti bolognese” by squirting a quart of ketchup into my Kraft Dinner and hot dogs.

  9. dreamcrusher

    His douchiness transcends all time zones and cultures. Kelso will ditch the russian jewess as soon as her mustache grows in thicker than his.

  10. Wayner

    It’s like that episode of Seinfeld, except that the cast of that show was funny…oh, never mind.

  11. DML

    Exquisite eyebrows on the gal to the left, heavy hand with the silicone on/in the gal to the right.

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