superficial

  1. buzz

    Bitch, that lawn isn’t going to mow itself and Alec damn sure isn’t going to do it.

  2. Slappy Magoo

    Why is she always upside down in damn near every picture she tweets? Does she think she looks better upside down or does she think Alec looks better when she’s gunt level?

  3. “But really officer, she was doing headstands and fell into the lawnmower. She just did shit like that”

  4. For a guy supposedly fiercely private, is Alec aware he impregnated and married a certified famewhore? Kanye and him probably should compare notes.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      I’m guessing he’s pandering to her hankering for extraneous attention due to the fact his reception of BJs hasn’t dipped to this point in their relationship.

  5. j/k

    Alec was wondering who was taking these pics. The gardener has been fired.

  6. “Well, here’s the thing…. She’s developed this inner ear problem, and thank god she has that idiotic Yoga crap to take advantage of. She can cover this whole acre in less than a hour by just rolling and rolling.”

  7. I mean, she’s pretty and all, but what a fucktard. And mowing the lawn in shoes like that is just insensible.

  8. I would be twist her into a pretzel and get in there. Fucking love flexible women.

  9. I know this applies to most people photographed at this site, but she really is full of herself.

  10. That voicemail message is going to rival the script for the Wolf of Wall Street.

  11. Bob Loblaw

    Thats Hilaria……………….sss

  12. The Brown Streak

    Where do you buy those sprinkler heads?

  13. When was the last time she just stood still for a photograph?

  14. The trophy wife’s guide to lawn mowing.

  15. Crouton

    She needs a jizz bath.

  16. Nice pose. Now let’s see what you can do while you make me a sandwich.

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