Emily Ratajkowski posted this pic to Instagram. (July 3, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
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Holly fucking hotness
No, it’s Emily, not Holly.
Could you please, tattoo your name on your boob so I can remember to how to spell your name? Yeah, that’s it. Right there.
You are a sick bastard for suggesting she ruin her perfect tits with tattoo ink.
I love everything about this picture except whatever is turning her mouth inside out.
I know it’s probably just a coffee table, but I want that line across her calf to be one side of her pulled-down panties.
I like the way you think.
Man, I would let Fish tell me about his funny stories regarding climate change and a woman’s right to choose to pull on that dress a little…
Independence Day may have already passed, but I’m saluting right now. And not with my hand.
I’m harder than Chinese math right now.
All I did was ask her, “What do you think broke up Robin Thicke’s marriage….?”
It must be the rape culture speaking, but her come hither stare combined coquettish pose to me say…”You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals; So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.”
That dude in back just squirted.
Bergman, Kelly, Hepburn, Bacall, Ratajkowski.
dudes, I promise: you’ve already seen them.
*sniff* Why did I break up with her?
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