Mario Balotelli and his fiance Fanny Neguesha in Miami. (July 6, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
An appropriate name.
Hah, “Fanny”. Because you can’t fine a novelty license plate with the name “DatAss” on it.
Not seen is his mistress, Tits McGee.
This made me spit tea out on my work keyboard.
I have the sense of humour of an 11 year old, apparently.
I think that’s a requirement here.
Number one reason why our parents should have forced us to play soccer outside instead of letting us play videogames all day…
Somewhere Mario Batali is watching all of this and shaking his head in disgust.
I would complain about the irregular legs on his pants, but I only noticed it after I stared at her ass for a solid half hour and didn’t give a fuck at that point.
“I wear my shorts like I wear my balls. One hangs lower than the other.”
This is the first time I’ve seen Mario without his orange Crocs.
Fanny being the operative word here.
What the fuck is the deal with those camouflage shorts? Maybe he bought them on the chance he wanted to go to Afghanistan to catch some rays.
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