superficial

  1. Slappy Magoo

    What step in the Evolution of Man poster is this one?

  2. The Brown Streak

    “So I happy I got a picture of Sarah Silverman on my arm. She’s my favorite Jew.”

  3. Flatliner

    Did Mel mistakenly think it was the Fairy International Film Festival?

  4. I pity whichever minority is about to face him…

  5. Mel’s looking much happier and healthier these days. He has really been working out.

    I hope he’s turned things around in his life. He’s had a long, dark patch.

  6. I had no idea he was a bowler.

  7. “… and six and seven and eight!!! This musical version of ‘Apocalypto’ is gonna be fab-u-lous!!”

  8. Mel, does the Anne Frank Tattoo help? Please let me know asap.
    Gary Oldman

  9. George P Burdell

    ♫♫ Walk like a Kardashian ♫♫

  10. That camera lens appears to have been circumcised.

  11. “Help!… I’m being chased by a pack of lawyers!

  12. MZ MIZRY

    awwwww- who just got a blowjob from a sugertits oven-dodger with a smile on her face!!!!

  13. Czech Republic…??? He apparently doesn’t get invited to anything in Hollywood or New York anymore.

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