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  1. Slappy Magoo

    Have things gotten so bad for Seagal he’s now a bodyguard for mentally handicapped Joss Whedon doppelgangers?

  2. “Now show me where the illegals are crossing your border and bring me some Jimmy John’s…”

  3. Slowly, but certainly, going Fat Manchu on us.

  4. Pictured: A bald guy and a guy in a white t-shirt.

  5. fred

    A candid, behind the scenes photo of the “before” and “after” actors at the Oswaldo’s Toupee Shack commercial shoot.

  6. WetlandGuy

    John Travolta’s hair is cheating on him!

  7. I smell kielbasa….

  8. Never had one

    Whose secret baby hand is that behind him? Is it growing out of his back?

  9. Why couldn’t John Travolta afford the press on goatee?

  10. The Brown Streak

    “Listen up. I don’t care if your name is Joss Whedon. I’m not in your show. I’m not in your movies. Quit talking about how you want to kill me!”

  11. Wayner

    When I first looked at this shit show…it just fucking startled me….WTF…what do you say about this. Burn the whole fucking thing down. Do it now!!!!

  12. Makrel

    *sniff sniff* Smells like dead career.

  13. tlmck

    Thanks to Travolta and Seagal, there is a very profitable shoe polish company somewhere.

  14. Cap'n Obvious

    Does anyone else smell “Hair in a Can”? I swear that I am picking up a whiff of the scent from somewhere.

  15. DML

    It looks like it was woven out of gorilla hair.

  16. “The schedule will be posted on the board momentarily. You must have patience, Grasshopper.”

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