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  1. Everything right with America see above
    Holly fucking hotness

  2. The Brown Streak

    Could you please, tattoo your name on your boob so I can remember to how to spell your name? Yeah, that’s it. Right there.

  3. I love everything about this picture except whatever is turning her mouth inside out.

  4. JC

    I know it’s probably just a coffee table, but I want that line across her calf to be one side of her pulled-down panties.

  5. Man, I would let Fish tell me about his funny stories regarding climate change and a woman’s right to choose to pull on that dress a little…

  6. Independence Day may have already passed, but I’m saluting right now. And not with my hand.

  7. I’m harder than Chinese math right now.

  8. All I did was ask her, “What do you think broke up Robin Thicke’s marriage….?”

  9. George P Burdell

    It must be the rape culture speaking, but her come hither stare combined coquettish pose to me say…”You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals; So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.”

  10. That dude in back just squirted.

  11. Bluto

    Bergman, Kelly, Hepburn, Bacall, Ratajkowski.

  12. dudes, I promise: you’ve already seen them.

  13. Jaime

    *sniff* Why did I break up with her?

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