Dude Poison fucking sucks. I’m glad everybody in that band has been dead for years.
I’m pretty sure we can wipe out entire civilizations just by shipping that t-shirt over to them…
Brooke Hogan’s looking great.
He shaves his pits ?
guess what else he shaves…
uh-huh, Jim and ahh… how do you know?
i was talking about his face – get your mind out of the gutter
he uses the hairs to make his weave.
It all makes sense: he’s removing the hair follicles from his armpits and having them transplanted on to the bald patch under his bandana.
If only he could get bandannas on his balding armpits, too…
You know your career is in the shitter when you’re performing at a ballooning festival.
Every D-list celebrity has it’s thorn.
‘The 30th Annual Quick Chek New Jersey Festival of Ballooning”, eh?
Uh, next stop the ‘Mothers of the Revolution ” Gerogia Peach Pie
Rock On, Bret!
The other celebrity appearance was by Punxsutawney Phil
its a “Ballooning FestivaL” and hes CLEARLY ballooning. Jesus , count all them chins!
Is there anywhere Bret ISN’T losing hair?
“Miley, your mom’s legs can go this high! How far can yours go?”
“Everybody sing now! All two of you!”
I just am surprised the ex-singer from Cinderella hasn’t snapped and snipered him yet… How has Poison endured?
HELLLOOO BUFFAALLOOO MARRIOTT!!!!
Hey, that’s LeAnn Rimes’ stomping ground. :D
This is beyond pathetic.
After making a joke about how he’s probably playing some podunk middle of nowhere show, I noticed that he’s actually playing at the New Jersey Festival of Ballooning. I think fate should get credit for the caption.
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