i see he’s sporting his robot hand
Wait, I thought it was Samuel L. Jackson who got his arm cut off in Revenge of the Sith…
Today I’m brought to you by the letter “M”
If Michael Jackson had lived.
If Santa Claus was a Black cyborg pimp.
Yeah I bang my cousin, so what? Wanna sniff my hand?
“I lost my other glove when i put my hand up Renee Olstead’s ass.”
I feel oddly relieved that he is actually wearing the glove on his hand rather than feet like all the other Hollywood lemmings.
I thought Carl Weathers played Happy Gilmore’s coach?
He lost his other glove after things with his granddaughter got a bit kinky.
“In Front of Four Ferns with Morgan Freeman” probably wouldn’t be very funny interviews, but they’d sure sound smooth as hell.
“I’m Gumby Dammit!”
Yo Mr. Spurlock
What is with the glove? That damn thing drives me crazy when I’m trying to watch Through the Wormhole. Shit, now I gotta google it. Mother fucker…
He and Sean Connery are the only humans to reach Max Lvl
I believe I can flyyyyyy.
I believe I can touch the skyyyyyy.
I think about it every night and day!
Spread my wings and flyyyyy awayyyyy!
Say what you want, but Fred Sanford is holding up remarkably well.
Black Karl Lagerfeld is here!
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