superficial

  1. jim

    i see he’s sporting his robot hand

  2. Dave

    Wait, I thought it was Samuel L. Jackson who got his arm cut off in Revenge of the Sith…

  3. Today I’m brought to you by the letter “M”

  4. it had to be said

    If Michael Jackson had lived.

  5. j/k

    If Santa Claus was a Black cyborg pimp.

  6. Basement Jack

    Yeah I bang my cousin, so what? Wanna sniff my hand?

  7. The Brown Streak

    “I lost my other glove when i put my hand up Renee Olstead’s ass.”

  8. Turd Ferguson

    I feel oddly relieved that he is actually wearing the glove on his hand rather than feet like all the other Hollywood lemmings.

  9. I thought Carl Weathers played Happy Gilmore’s coach?

  10. seriouslynow

    He lost his other glove after things with his granddaughter got a bit kinky.

  11. Lord Invader

    “In Front of Four Ferns with Morgan Freeman” probably wouldn’t be very funny interviews, but they’d sure sound smooth as hell.

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    “I’m Gumby Dammit!”

  13. bigalkie

    Yo Mr. Spurlock

  14. kimmykimkim

    What is with the glove? That damn thing drives me crazy when I’m trying to watch Through the Wormhole. Shit, now I gotta google it. Mother fucker…

  15. He and Sean Connery are the only humans to reach Max Lvl

  16. Steve

    I believe I can flyyyyyy.
    I believe I can touch the skyyyyyy.
    I think about it every night and day!
    Spread my wings and flyyyyy awayyyyy!

  17. EricLr

    Say what you want, but Fred Sanford is holding up remarkably well.

  18. HollywoodOutsider

    Black Karl Lagerfeld is here!

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