I wonder how much denim is in that suitcase
Canada called – they want their wardrobe back
I suppose you’ve never heard of a Canadian Tuxedo?
A Canadian tuxedo is a lumberjack coat.
You ever notice you never see him and Rosie O’Donnell in the same photo?
For the last time, I don’t steal other comedians’ jokes!
Or there jobs
Barnie Frank never changes.
In all fairness, I would probably get a little pissed to if everywhere I went people screamed “You suck! Conan was better!” It’s got to be especially painful in bed when his own wife says it.
Wow, once Roy got attacked by that tiger, Siegfried really let himself go!
For Chaz Bono, the transformation is now complete.
Why is he flying somewhere? Does anyone outside of his studio want to see him?
Jay’s been wearing that same fucking shirt for so long the buttons are starting to pop off.
I have 7,000 cars but I take a limo.
They replaced Conan with this unfunny asshole? Just how much dirt does he have on the NBC higher ups?
His wife needs to check her medicine cabinet. I think Jay has been messing around with her estrogen replacement hormones.
Buttons are there for a reason, my friend.
“Off to the Magic Mike 2 rehearsals. You’re welcome, ladies!”
I thought Hoss Cartwright and denim died about the same time? Live and learn.
Huh? Yeah I know it’s Conan’s limo but I stole it from Letterman first!
I thought Bea Arthur was dead?!
“Mr. McGee! I told you not to make me angry!”
So, NBC finally decided to put him in a home.
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