1. Good thing the pap snapped him before he flew off.

  2. your mom

    This pic just redefined the word douche.

  3. DeucePickle

    I hate this guy so much

    • karlito

      i remember many years ago when this guy was a mousey little man with a bad haircut. he changed his hairstyle and then became a little bit of a celebrity because he’s a plastic surgeon to the stars. it went to his head big time and now he neglects his wife and dresses as “gay” as they get. the thing is, is that he’s madly in love with himself. he’s an annoying douce bag and should have a threesome with Kim and Kanye.

  4. USDA Prime McBeef, MD

    Alright, come on now… Who has the more believable MD?

  5. Basement Jack

    This douche makes The Situation look like Mitt Rommey

  6. Alice Pooper

    can’t believe this guy’s a het. i doubt the gays want him either. where does this uber douche go?

  7. jim

    dr. doosh dooshenstein

  8. EricLr

    So they give MD’s in douchebag now?

  9. Rebel without a Clue.

  10. Make sure to pack your leather jacket and vinyl pants when you visit Maui. Sometime it can get down to something like 72 degrees at night. Idiot.

  11. hitler

    Black + Leather + Maui?
    This guy knows “where it’s at”.

    I LOVE KIDS!!!

  12. it had to be said

    I don’t know who he is, but I want to punch him in the balls.

  13. Contusion

    This guy is so fucking weird. What woman would go near him let alone do surgery on her? I don’t even have words to describe what a fucked up human this guy is.

  14. Someone is up for the Jeff Goldblum part in the Jurassic Park reboot.

  15. Jade

    He’s so pretty!

  16. j/k

    No, I did NOT steal Adam Lambert’s luggage!

  17. Frank Burns

    One gets the feeling he’s listening to affirmations, about himself, that he recorded himself. “You are cool! You wear leather, which is cool! You strike a cool pose and use lots of product in your hair, which makes you look cool. I’m quite certain other people think you are cool too. Cool!”

  18. Johnny P!

    Yearbook photo, circa 1978.

  19. justin

    No,no that’s not a rolled up sock down my pants….i swear, do I look like a guy who would do that?

  20. cc

    How awful.

  21. KimmyGabbler

    this guy is such a fucking asshat

  22. The Brown Streak

    Plastic surgeon by day. Trace Cyrus by night.

  23. Wise1ne

    Did the Flock of Seagulls style his hair while intoxicated?

  24. Henry

    No, seriously. Where’s the doctor.

  25. F’kn old school Kate Gosselin hair.

  26. Bionic_Crouton

    This man put a hole in his bedroom mirror so he could go fuck himself.

  27. ts

    all I ever think of when I see him is “Balki Bartokomous!”

  28. bigalkie

    Internet doctor..like dr Phil

  29. Taffy


  30. chamcham

    Yes, this is the exact embodiment of what I look for in a person I’d like to cut me open and make me pretty…

  31. kimmykimkim

    How can he look at this in the mirror and say, “Yeah, looks good!”

  32. JungleRed

    Oh for fuck’s sake, COME OUT already!

  33. Steve

    No, no, wait, wait…he has to be on his way to Comicon… He’s the new Catwoman!!!

  34. Where’s the other “Wild and Crazy guy”?

  35. Quijibo

    Sweet Black Baby Jesus, just what in the holy fuck is this supposed to be?

  36. EmT

    And for his next illusion Criss Angel will give himself Kate Gosselin’s old haircut.

  37. Colin

    If I’d known you could get a Doctorate in homosexuality, I would have gone for my PhD a LONG time ago.

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