1. It’s a pap!

  2. Kathleen Turner

    4 months after the baby and she still looks like this? This chick is really letting herself go.

  3. How about a bra, Mom?

  4. She’s always looked like a mom with kids. Always.

  5. MFer

    I give her credit for keeping it real.

  6. Looks like she’s given up on being sexy, and that’s a shame. Oh well, I’ll always have the “Secretary” movie.

  7. tlmck

    Judging buy her shirt, mommy has been to a few casting sessions today.

  8. For the last time I am not Jake’s mom.

  9. “They made a third Batman movie? But—but—I agreed to let them kill me off because they told me there wasn’t going to be another one!”

  10. Lord Invader

    Hey Sugartits, use the umbrella…they’re melting!

  11. Bionic_Crouton

    “Who am I?… Mary Fuckin’ Poppins! now get yo’ ass in the car!”

  12. Swearin

    She’s just found out she didn’t make the cut to be in the Mary Poppins segment of the Olympics Opening Ceremony

  13. spartacus

    Touche Turtle!

  14. I’ve had a boner for this chick ever since I saw Secretary, the fucking fantasies are endless

  15. rawfodog

    Who the hell had sex with this?

  16. HollywoodOutsider

    Sad turtle gots wet.

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