1. If it was possible to contact retardation from a photo, this would be that photo.

  2. Frozen like a douche caught in the headlights

  3. Bonky

    The Methuation

  4. I'mCool

    When trying too hard meets not trying hard enough, it rips a hole in the douche-time continuum.

  5. EricLr

    Is this an impromptu tribute to that dead Beastie Boy?

  6. The Situation Normal, All Fucked Up.

  7. This picture should be next to the word “vacuous” in the dictionary.

  8. Peppe

    ew…. that a huge ass pimple on this right arm

    • cc

      It’s great that he wore a shirt that shows it off (btw, acne on the lower neck, chest, and shoulders and upper arms are an indicator of steroid use).

  9. Contusion

    There is no situation in which that hat makes sense.

  10. Any adult who wears their hat like that needs a solid kick in the balls. What are you? 12?

  11. icu

    Cheer up man, you don’t look a day over dead!

  12. Johnny P!

    I must repeat: Are vehicles getting bigger, or are untalented fame-whores getting smaller?

  13. lily

    fugly ass trainwreck

  14. The Pope

    I don’t like what they’re doing with this “Charlie Brown” reboot.

  15. Frank The Duck

    “Caught turning tricks in the garment district….”

  16. The Brown Streak

    Damn, even running over him with a bulldozer can’t keep him down.

  17. Henry

    And again with the v-necks.

  18. Minky Wail

    Siri just told him to find his own motherfucking cannoli bakery.

  19. Bionic_Crouton

    I did not know short buses came in black.

  20. Micky

    Them jowls sure are startin’ to sag…..

  21. This picture makes a lot more sense if you just imagine him talking in Mike Tyson’s voice.

  22. bigalkie

    He makes Pete Wentz look smart!

  23. Raoul

    Yo. That’s one messed up situation.

  24. Low Ball

    They say men don’t grow up just get bigger toys. Sadly, his toys still say ages 6 and under.

  25. rawfodog

    Looks like he parked in the mentally handicapped spot.

  26. Andie

    Even when caught off guard he’s douchey.

  27. This douchebag’s face fills me with fiery rage. He is such a hideous human being, both inside and out.

  28. squishy

    Snookie is going to be so pissed when she finds out that the sich is wearing her shit!

  29. radadoon

    I’m a little Punk-Ass, short and stout. Here is my handle, fresh from Snooki’s spout….

  30. “Do I look retardeb enuph? Wait, how bout I pup mah cap on like thiz, huh?”

  31. Crissy

    Damn!!! Is that car from “Molly and her Comfy Couch” collection?

  32. AnnaD.

    The comments are the best thing about this picture

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