If it was possible to contact retardation from a photo, this would be that photo.
Frozen like a douche caught in the headlights
When trying too hard meets not trying hard enough, it rips a hole in the douche-time continuum.
Is this an impromptu tribute to that dead Beastie Boy?
The Situation Normal, All Fucked Up.
This picture should be next to the word “vacuous” in the dictionary.
ew…. that a huge ass pimple on this right arm
It’s great that he wore a shirt that shows it off (btw, acne on the lower neck, chest, and shoulders and upper arms are an indicator of steroid use).
The Situation is an indicator of steroid use. This is the least human he has looked yet.
There is no situation in which that hat makes sense.
Any adult who wears their hat like that needs a solid kick in the balls. What are you? 12?
Cheer up man, you don’t look a day over dead!
I must repeat: Are vehicles getting bigger, or are untalented fame-whores getting smaller?
fugly ass trainwreck
I don’t like what they’re doing with this “Charlie Brown” reboot.
“Caught turning tricks in the garment district….”
Damn, even running over him with a bulldozer can’t keep him down.
And again with the v-necks.
Siri just told him to find his own motherfucking cannoli bakery.
I did not know short buses came in black.
Them jowls sure are startin’ to sag…..
This picture makes a lot more sense if you just imagine him talking in Mike Tyson’s voice.
He makes Pete Wentz look smart!
Yo. That’s one messed up situation.
They say men don’t grow up just get bigger toys. Sadly, his toys still say ages 6 and under.
Looks like he parked in the mentally handicapped spot.
Even when caught off guard he’s douchey.
This douchebag’s face fills me with fiery rage. He is such a hideous human being, both inside and out.
Snookie is going to be so pissed when she finds out that the sich is wearing her shit!
I’m a little Punk-Ass, short and stout. Here is my handle, fresh from Snooki’s spout….
“Do I look retardeb enuph? Wait, how bout I pup mah cap on like thiz, huh?”
Damn!!! Is that car from “Molly and her Comfy Couch” collection?
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The Situation in New York City. (July 27, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN