She should wear this more and not wear full body black spandex

those thighs could suffocate me

Fat sow.

And I thought her husband was a hockey player or something. He looks like Buzz from Home alone, but less athletic.

She has the shoes of an elf but the body of an orc.

Someone please help this woman dress. Every time she goes out in public, she’s a train wreck.

(HUGE) … Chucky (cottage) Cheese thighs.

She’s looking damn good to me these days.

Nice to see her hubby gained ‘sympathy weight”.
Or does she just hire chubby bodyguards?

Hilary, introducing the mullet dress: business from head to waist and party from hips to heels.

Ugh, I love HD and think her face is so pretty, but those thunder thighs are devouring those shorts. i know she just had a baby and all, but this is not a flattering look.

Did she run out of money?
why is she dressing like this???

Patton Oswalt! Oh, yeah, the one in the back looks like him too.

Feh… these starlets and their exotic husbands.

Those ham hocks need a break from those shorts.

Jesus girl.. When you start getting confused with Jennifer Lopez in thumbnails… You know damn well that it’s time for an INTERVENTION

Just a little too early for shorts, my dear.

“Excuse me miss. I think you forgot your baby.”

I wanna lick those thighs

Those pants weren’t ripped before she put them on.

Comrie’s pudging out. He was a crappy Hockey plater who retire young cause he sucked.

* Hockey Player

Oh…nevermind.