Christian Audigier and Nathalie Sorensen in Saint Tropez. (July 29, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Billy Bob Thornton always pulls out of his league ass.
And who knew Avril Lavigne could drive a boat?
That’s who I thought it was from the thumbnail too.
No, I swear, that’s the ass douche that created Ed Hardy, not me!
“Christian” is French for “Billy Bob?”
Damn. I had to triple take. I seriously thought that was him.
Hardy har har.
That’s the least douchey this fuckin’ guy has ever looked, believe it or not.
This guy started Ed Hardy. He practically invented douchiness.
It’s weird… I don’t see a gun or a knife anywhere in this picture.
Here, let daddy take the wheel now.
“Thar’s the whale that ate me other arm!”
“That’s Jessica Simpson.”
Even HE won’t wear Ed Hardy.
“Don’t worry baby, that’s just the throttle.”
That chicks fingers are so long, she could tickle your prostate and scratch your third rib at the same time.
Never heard of either of these people.
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