A poor mans Brad Pitt.
If the red carpet event you’re invited to has more than five words in its title, then you’re irrelevant.
That’s a gay man.
It’s always sunny in the world of Derek Hough.
Pitt’s and DiCaprio’s love child.
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn!”
“It’s alright. Cuz I was saved by the bell.”
This is the Hough that Seacrest visualizes when he is with his Hough.
I think I’ve figured it out:
Ryan Seacrest = Renly Baratheon
Derek Hough = Loras Tyrell, the Knight of Flowers and Renly’s lover
Julianne Hough = Margaery Tyrell, Renly’s nominal queen
Now all we need is for the Red Priestess to spread her legs and birth that shadow assassin.
“I make love the way I look…stiff and with my eyes partially open.”
This guy has a painting of Jan Michael Vincent in his attic.
blue steel i believe
Don Johnson 3.0
He looks like the love child of his sister and Zac Efron.
“I am Sancho. Scott Baio is not Sancho”
Firmly committed to squint his way to the top.
That facial hairstyle is known as the Van Douche.
“douche? … Why yes I do!”
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