If this guy got a bad sunburn and stood on a street corner, he could back up traffic for miles.
Apparently she learned mind control from Tom…
Nicole, you can stare at him all day but he’s not going to gain an inch, no matter what you do.
She’s actually excited that he’s taller than Tom….
Oh shit, she’s gone into targeting mode. Someone hit the override before she kills him!
Belay that order, son. … Fire away, ma’am!
It looks like he’s got his ears covered so she doesn’t look straight through.
She looks inflatable.
Did anyone ever inform Nicole that the filming of The Stepford Wives ended quite a while ago?
His head just keeps growing bigger and bigger under Nicole’s steady, intense gaze..
She’s beaming the ‘Don’t drunk off your ass’ message straight into his brain.
Shes finally gone totally mannequin , hasnt she?
Just because Keith’s fallen in love with a piece of wood, it doesn’t make him a dummy.
Wrong house, dude. the Lambda Lambda Lambda house is over there.
So her type is tiny men with large heads right?
Totally forgot these two were still a thing.
And never was the term “thing” used more appropriately.
This bitch is so happy her man is not crazy.
Welcome to Omega House. Let me introduce you around…over here… I’d like you to meet Mohammed, Jagdish, Sidney, and Clayton. Now, just grab a seat, make yourselves at home, and don’t be shy about helping yourselves to some punch and cookies.
It’s like a fun-house mirror lens?
“Is she still there? Shit. She’s glaring at me again, isn’t she?”
Owen Wilson never kicked that heroin problem, eh? Not lookin too good, man.
So she was a fembot this whole time.
Have you ever noticed how weird they look together? Separately they’re ok but stand them next to each other and suddenly she’s freakishly tall and he’s got a big ole head.
why the long faces?
If I was going to order a Real Doll, I’d get one that didn’t look like my wife. What was he thinking.
“Hey, Cruise, remember when you asked me if I liked this used pussy? No problem! All I had to do was go in past the used part!”
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Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban at the opening of OMEGA House in London. (July 28, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN