superficial

  1. YAAR

    “Looking good!”

    ~ Nobody at all

  2. When did David Caruso gain so much weight?

  3. I see bunch, all the time, everywhere.

  4. Bonky

    “My future ? I see NO people.”

  5. I see dead careers.

  6. Contusion

    Next step is to drop the “Haley.” I want to be known as Joel now.

  7. Frank Burns

    Not pictured: a cane and a tin cup

  8. Johnny P!

    Those are actually specially made extra-wide-set sunglasses.
    And yet, his giant pasty noggin’ just eats ‘em up!

  9. cc

    I am glad he got that role as Ted.

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    Holy shit this guy looks awful now. No wonder Kristen Stewart cheated on him.

  11. Lambda

    Whoa. Someone’s really channeling their inner Elton John.

  12. Frank The Duck

    Apparently it is important to look like a ghost so that you can see them more easily…

  13. The Brown Streak

    Where’s the masturbating bear?

  14. kimmykimkim

    If R-Pats and Elton had a baby.

  15. Henry

    This is wrong.

  16. Brit

    I see people’s dead acting careers

  17. Doctor_Joystick

    Dude, sing that song you did in Road House!

  18. Lord Invader

    Huh. So Ralphie actually did go blind from soap poisoning.

  19. Instahater

    Thank god for the hideous sunglasses, they hide the creepy truth that whole his head has grown, his face is still as tiny as a 10 year old

  20. You know how sometimes you can look at somebody and know he was a really cute child? Yeah.. this isn’t one of those times.

  21. rawfodog

    Never figured out why this guy had a girl’s name. Oh wait, I did.

  22. christine

    it’s impossible to look at this picture for more than 3 seconds without either laughing or crying.

  23. dg

    Weekend at Bernies, except alive, unfortunately.

  24. James

    conan o’brien isn’t looking good these days

  25. Kannon

    Robbert Pattinson got back at Kristen Steward by fucking Elton John and having.. this.

  26. Diet Mountain Dew, Baby

    I see fat people…in the mirror.

  27. cardinal Ximenez

    Its Matthew Perry’s autistic, drunken brother.

  28. squishy

    Hey went from a cute looking youngster to someone that appears to have had his eyebrows chewed by his dog in there sleep!!

  29. Quit your job, it's killing you

    A young Blues Brother appears.

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