superficial

  1. “Baby, it’s not you… It’s me… I just like non drug addicts….”

  2. RacistPete

    I totally thought this was another round of Stephanie Seymour and Boner Boy. Which speaks volumes about Mischa Barton.

  3. Bonky

    Mischa kept telling her friends she thought that it was pretty creepy when her new fiance believed in “To have and to hold, at least until high tide”.

  4. sofa king

    “will you…let me poke your chocolate starfish?”

  5. EricLr

    She’s just confessed to him that she cheated on him with one of her drug-induced hallucinations.

  6. “Don’t worry baby. You’ll always be O.C. hot to me.”

  7. Johnny P!

    Oh, if I was dating her I’d hide my face from the cameras too…

  8. tlmck

    “And now let us pray that the paps recognize you.”

  9. The Brown Streak

    “Yay! Jellyfish sting! Now I get to pee on..err…I mean…ow…that mush hurt. Let me look at that.”

  10. kimmykimkim

    Fuckin’ paddy-cake.

  11. Henry

    “Let’s say a prayer so our mule makes it to Ibiza in one peace.”

  12. Happy_Evil_Dude

    “Look I’m sorry Mischa, but when you picked me up you said you were a famous actress…”

  13. Bionic_Crouton

    “Hey Sweetie… Why are you crying?”

    “Because…you’re on my feet!”

  14. Vladmir

    That’s one big, ole ass…

  15. Quijibo

    Skinniest fat person ever.

  16. Snoozeroony

    Look, baby, just because your career went down the toilet, doesn’t mean it’ll wash up on shore…

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