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“Baby, it’s not you… It’s me… I just like non drug addicts….”
I totally thought this was another round of Stephanie Seymour and Boner Boy. Which speaks volumes about Mischa Barton.
Mischa kept telling her friends she thought that it was pretty creepy when her new fiance believed in “To have and to hold, at least until high tide”.
“will you…let me poke your chocolate starfish?”
She’s just confessed to him that she cheated on him with one of her drug-induced hallucinations.
LOL
“Don’t worry baby. You’ll always be O.C. hot to me.”
YES!!!!!
Oh, if I was dating her I’d hide my face from the cameras too…
“And now let us pray that the paps recognize you.”
“Yay! Jellyfish sting! Now I get to pee on..err…I mean…ow…that mush hurt. Let me look at that.”
Fuckin’ paddy-cake.
“Let’s say a prayer so our mule makes it to Ibiza in one peace.”
“Look I’m sorry Mischa, but when you picked me up you said you were a famous actress…”
“Hey Sweetie… Why are you crying?”
“Because…you’re on my feet!”
That’s one big, ole ass…
Skinniest fat person ever.
Look, baby, just because your career went down the toilet, doesn’t mean it’ll wash up on shore…