superficial

  1. EricLR

    I’m pretty sure that’s not his personal trainer, just some guy who happened to rob a bank nearby.

  2. This Rocky III remake looks terrible

  3. BlackManUSAonTwitter

    “Oh shit!!! She tries to bang you with that?!?!?”

    “Yeah…It’s bigger than mine….It’s kinda emasculating”

  4. Josephus

    Just forget it Josh. It’s science.

  5. Batu Khan

    To the trainer letting a white guy outrun him must be like finding meaning in a Transformers movie. Incredibly hard.

  6. Smapdi

    “I told you not to take those Skittles!”

  7. Icehawg

    W. T. F!

    Even one legged black guys can beat white guys in a race now?

  8. “Oh my god!. You’re too fast, Josh! (unwraps a candy bar) Damn man, I can’t keep up! (Checks phone messages) Is this the Olympics? *Yawns* You’re like a gazelle, man! (falls asleep)”

  9. journalschism

    Only difference? The black guy gets shot by police for running while dressed casual.

  10. Going up to a black dude, calling him the N word and then running away fast from him when he chases you down to beat you does not make him your trainer.

  11. guttboy

    It’s good to see Chad (Ochocinco) Johnson got work after being cut.

  12. The black guy only looks awkward because he isn’t used to running without a tv in his hands.

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