Jennifer Aniston in New York City. (July 27, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
That dress must be adamantium. I can’t see her nips.
Right. Adamantium. Just what I was going to say.
If every time you see a pretty girl you jabber about comic book shit, you may not ever see nips as long as you live.
I know this is a place for jokes and snark and all, but if I can just be genuine for a minute:
I would pay somewhere between $20 and $50 to watch Jennifer Aniston and Elizabeth Hurley in a jello wrestling match.
What flavor of Jello?
Something with lots of shredded carrots.
Whatever flavor best conceals me while I’m hiding in the bottom of the pool.
Get rid of the jello, clothing and wresting. Add vibrator.
Right now blood is pouring out of her chest as her nipples seek to escape their confinement.
Holy shit, she finally found material that her nipples can’t penetrate. Any minute now she will be getting a call from the DOD asking her where they can get that material to line their tanks.
My dad’s old sport coats, by the looks of it.
I like Jennifer’s legs like I like my peanut butter… smooth and easy to spread
‘…Oh no! Her nipples! They’ve been frozen in carbonite!’
She has nice legs.
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