For a second I read that as “Jennifer Lopez fleshlight store”.
That would have been so much better.
I don’t need my fleshlights to have giant asses, thank you very much.
It keeps them from rolling under the bed and getting lost.
Did she just sign a contract with Herbal Essences or something?
She couldn’t be expected to hold it in all day…
Looks like a dictator defiant to the end even in front of the firing squad.
And then I said “I’m ready, Mr. Soderbergh, but you promised, not in the eye…”
If you smellllllllllllalalalallalalalalalaa! What ther Rock….is…. cooking!
Gentlemen, let the photoshopping begin!
Come on cheeks, stay together.
She looks like she is in bliss, that last dictator’s check must have cleared.
I’ve seen her clothes at Kohl’s some are ok. Others are more along the lines of the Elmo Angel getup she wore. No way in hell would anyone wear that shit unless they’re named Elton John, or CeeLo. She’s thinking about being Elmo Angel again right now, I can tell by the expression on her face.
Quick! Someone throw a tomato!
I like her dress. Can I buy one at her store? Or is this one of those placebo dresses that all of the celebrities use, you know, the one they wear that is never in their retail stores?..
Fuck all these people, Jen. I’d do ya in a heartbeat!
Inhales deeply ‘Yes, just as I thought…even my farts smell like marigolds’
dreaming of being the headline act at this year’s “Despotalooza”, no doubt.
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