I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord.
Or in his ass. Whichever.
Wow, Tom Cruise really *is* short.
“Did someone say nannies?”
“Oh you said DON’T take off your jeans.”
The Daniel Radcliffe look is spreading.
He must have gotten Stan Lee’s shocker.
He just saw a truck full of Rogaine tip over.
Coke?No I don’t have any coke, why do you ask?
He looks like my idiot brother-in-law, down to the same deer in the headlights expression in almost every picture.
Reveal the plot to my next movie? Not by the chin on my chinny chin chin.
Jude, you’ve done some pretty credible work, but I just have three words of advice: shower and shave.
There comes a time in every aging actor’s life where he really needs to start thinking about buying opaque shirts.
Sweaty chest hair is corrosive.
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