i bet he uses denim condoms
“Next up for auction, a 1966 Shelby Cobra…the bidding will start at $5.5 million”
Leno: “yawn…I guess I could always use another one”
Must be so disheartening to turn up at a car auction and see Leno there, you’d be like “may as well just go the fuck home.”
Got it! Got it! Sold it! Don’t want it! Wait… owned by Conan O’Brien?!
That’s exactly how I felt anytime I tried to watch his “Tonight Show”
He was always so milquetoast boring and unfunny.
Come on Leno, take off your shirt and show us your glorious farmer’s tan.
“This is your last warning, Don’t yell out anymore false Bingo calls or we will have Jay Leno do five minutes of material.”
He’s as tired as his fucking Denim outfits.
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Jay Leno at the Burbank Car Classic. (July 26, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News