Tom Brady at a Patriots' practice in Boston. (July 27, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Coach “So you just stand like that, and she crawls over and blows you? I gotta try that.”
And squat, and thrust, and penis and squats. And crocks and sissy slides.
“Would you mind if I kicked you in the crotch?”
“Go for it! My wife took my balls away a long time ago.”
“We get it Tom, you have a freaky kinky Brazilian supermodel wife who let’s you fuck her however you want. Now quit demonstrating the positions.”
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