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  1. Where’s his bullet-proof Kimono????

  2. sc4play

    Looks more like Steven Seagal straining to get one out!

  3. “I’ve got the bad rug blues
    and I’ve really got no class.
    I’ve got the bad rug blues
    and I’ll karate kick your ass
    And if you touch my ponytail (da da da da)
    I’ll knock you over with my mass.”

  4. His training is so ingrained that he can’t finish a song without breaking the guitar’s neck.

  5. Steven wants to borrow a feeling.

  6. Slappy Magoo

    Wow John Popper got even douchier somehow

  7. Truly, a Renaissance man for our times. Our sad, sad, fucking pathetic times.

  8. Orange is the New (bloated and dyed) Black.

  9. dontkillthemessenger

    If there are more than 2 people in that crowd, all alliances with UK should be immediately suspended.

  10. tlmck

    I would ask him for my guitar back, but he would probably kick my ass.

  11. Les Paul

    One simply does not thumb-strum a Goldtop.

  12. Under Siege 3: The Audience Can’t Escape

  13. I got the Wilford Brimley diabeetus blues.

  14. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Who wants to tell him the engineers unplugged him, for the sake of the audience? Do it by e-mail.

  15. Swearin

    Well damn, now he and the lead singer for Blues Traveler have to get into a knife fight

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