Jesus, eat something, sweetie!
Remember when she was Hot; No, me neither!
One false move and that bitch is gonna bust a femur.
Looks like that left one is gonna give.
Those legs don’t look healthy. They’ll look better when I use them as earmuffs.
I think you’d be gnawing directly on her pelvic bone. There may not be any meat “down there”
She has the toned legs of someone who died a few weeks ago.
“Her legs look awful!”
— Stephen Hawking
I guess while everyone else was fappin’ to her hotness in the black workout gear back in her Starship Troopers days–she was thinking how fat she looked and that she’d fix that problem.
“Actually…DIS how chicken go ‘bok’.”
Do you remember when………….yeah me too, sigh………
And this is the ex-wife without the drug habit.
When your hair weighs more than either of your thighs, you got issues.
I suspect she has developed a preference for using the back door.
And keeping it clean.
“That’s odd, this tube sock wasn’t that loose earlier today.”
My forearms are bigger than her thighs.
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