superficial

  1. edamame

    Sammy Hagar got a flat iron?

  2. King

    That was my SKULL. I’m sooo wasted.

  3. “Val! Val! Do that bite thing from Top Gun!”

  4. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Kirsten Dunst doing publicity for her competing Fabio biopic.

  5. all that money invested in dental work and then you douche up the rest of yourself?

  6. Deacon Jones

    Im digging the hair.

  7. I’m your snozzberry.

  8. Cock Dr

    Godammit, he used to be as hot as a firecracker.
    Another one bites the dust.

  9. Richard McBeef

    kristen dunst actually looks a little better now than she did two pictures ago.

  10. kimmykimkim

    The new banner bitch.

  11. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    There is no angle that can make this look good.

  12. eatme

    val kilmer was so rad back in the day. top secret. real genius. tombstone. Doors. Hell, even The Saint wasn’t half bad and not that long ago. Dude looks like Beau Bridges now:
    http://cheezburger.com/Liam021471/lolz/View/1357579520

  13. MrsWrong

    Miley Cyrus when she enters the 27 club

  14. Lemmiwinks

    Wait, you mean that isn’t Chelsea Handler?

  15. Kelce

    I thought this was another Kirsten Dunst pic at first.

  16. Cam

    Wow Kirsten Dunst actually looks kinda good from that angle.

  17. Man, Gay Perry has looked better.

  18. PoorMaryKelly

    He must be on a celibacy kick. Why else would you gain 100 lbs and dye your hair orange?

  19. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Twixt Val and Valerie

  20. UnholyKrep

    That Kilmer fella has range- all the way from “Real Genius” to “Real Creepy”.

  21. Cookie

    Party on, Garth!

  22. GuyLeDouche

    You just know he’s thinking of Bugs Bunny wearing make-up and a dress.

  23. tlmck

    Kirsten Dunst again?

  24. JC

    It’s Dave Mustaine’s creepy first cousin.

  25. Sin

    He looks like the Indian hippie in Dual Survivor.

  26. Val Kilmer as Mickey Rourke as The Wrestler.

  27. I guess it’s true. Little girls do turn into their mothers.

  28. Was Comic-Con in 3-D this year?

  29. Truk

    Kirsten Dunst really let herself go.

  30. 16YrOldSelf

    I masturbated for years to Val Kilmer…..regret.

  31. Double D

    Jesus is back to rapture all hipsters.

  32. cc

    Apparently he’s starring in a revisionist history of The Doors where Jim Morrison lives on and becomes a flabby middle-aged man.

  33. Pippy Longcockings

    Sweet Jesus! THAT’S Val Kilmer?!

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