superficial

  1. Cock Dr

    Travolta probably likes Greece at lot.

  2. Johnny P!

    Kelly: “Oh, John just LOVES everything about Greece!”
    Robert: “Yeak, I bet he does! You know what doin’ it “Greek-Style’ is, right, Johnny-boy?Heh heh”
    John: “I’m ignoooooring you!”
    Kelly: “What? What are you guys talkin’ about?”

  3. Travolta searching the world for Greek love has found it with De Niro in Greece.

  4. Wishing his publicist didn’t make him bring Kelly.

  5. Frank The Duck

    He came to Greece to adopt a son but no one wants to be reared by him….

  6. DeucePickle

    Taken at the exact moment the Paterno statue was taken down.

  7. Alex

    DeNiro: “What the FUCK was I thinking?”

  8. Oldnslo

    The masseurs are over THERE, Bobby!

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I have the Parthenon at a half a billion dollars to the gentleman beside you, going once…

  10. “I…I think I can see Mykonos from here…”

  11. mimiy

    best rub downs are here, yippy hurry

  12. Saving the Greek economy one “rub and tug” at a time…

  13. Travolta – *sniff*sniff* “Does anyone else smell astroglide?”

  14. Super pissed that all these yucky girls are on the boat.

  15. DeNiro’s thinking of another remake of Cape Fear where Sam Bowden gets his comeuppance. Travolta is simply contemplating the word comeuppance.

  16. Bionic_Crouton

    Travolta’s thinking “I could really use a rub down right about now!”

  17. Splat

    “I dunno, Kelly. I heard tings. I heard some tings.”

  18. kimmykimkim

    He looks suicidal. Seriously.

  19. tlmck

    Voyage of the Damned.

  20. “Here I am, standing on the land where previous generations of Travoltas were…”

    “Hey, asshole. You’re not Greek. You’re Italian, just like me…”

    “Oh.”

  21. mbcl

    “Hey John you look tense, how about a good massage ?”

  22. EricLr

    I can only pray that DeNiro is going to take them out and put them out of their misery Fredo Corleone style.

  23. flimflam

    “You touched his penis a little bit, a little bit.”

  24. cc

    He’s out trolling.

  25. catapostrophe

    “You never got me down, John. Hear me? You never got me down.”

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