superficial

  1. Perplexity

    Not in picture – Richard Greico. Now I’ve figured out how he always shows up at events – he’s a temp valet!

  2. LRonHoover

    The “Just For Men” seems to be working for him

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Because I could not stop for Death, He kindly stopped for me

    • meeps!

      Bravo! Emily Dickinson…? A sadly perfect caption. Minstrel you are too smart for these philistines… :)

  4. Hair coloring and a Prius??? If I were Catherine, I would be nerv…..BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Sorry, couldn’t even type it out…

  5. Jerky McPumpoff

    he really needs to embrace the gray. Old guys with colored hair look fruity.

  6. “Hey, thanks for the tip, Hasselhoff.”

  7. “Here’s a 50. Get me a tub of Spackle and a 6 pack of embalming fluid.”

  8. blonde

    Just for Men.

  9. He’s gone full McCartney.

  10. Blech

    He actually looks alright here.

    Tip’s not bad. Could be better. He’s Michael fucking Douglas.

  11. As he’s aged his nose has gotten more Semitic looking.

  12. “Mr. Douglas, do you realize you’re tipping me a twenty?”

    “A twenty? OY VEY!…whatever the hell that means.”

  13. Look, here’s a twenty. Now would you please just get in the car, Catherine?

  14. EricLr

    Raise your hand if your old enough to remember Michael before he became Kirk.

  15. Someone get Kirk out from under 70′s Michael’s hair.

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