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  1. Johnny P!

    Will: “Hey Jaden… ready? I’m gonna let on rip!”
    ***fwiffffff!*
    Jaden: “Aw Dad! Stop embarrassing me! Can’t you even try to sound like you have a tight sphincter anymore?”

  2. mac

    I guess somebody farted

  3. O'chunt

    They showed a sneak peek of After Earth, apparently.

  4. it had to be said

    What did Bill Cosby just call us?

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    then someone dressed as Spike Lee burst in the emergency exit and bored them all to death

  6. Will Smith tries to do his best to conceal his reaction to Jada’s new all nude art show…

  7. Henry

    A black guy trying to interpret Xenu.

  8. Visible Ink

    Son, no getting around it. We sold out!

  9. It looks more like an “I am Black and want to be a great leader” conference.

  10. Not Pictured : the Attractive woman on stage.

  11. My god. The dumb look on his face is hereditary.

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    They just realized THIS ISN’T” THE DARK NIGHT RISES”!

  13. The Pope

    Tom Cruise must have cold hands.

  14. Swearin

    They’re watching the Fresh Prince of Bel Air pilot episode

  15. Matt Lauer

    I had the same reaction the first time I watched the Travolta massage video(s). Sure, the production values were good but excessive body hair was a constant distraction.

  16. CANTSTOPSTARING

    …Dad, are you SURE he didn’t give a number two?

  17. Did they have a screening of MIB3?

  18. EricLr

    Hollywood just called and told them that even they’ve reached their limit–no more roles for Jaden.

  19. Jack

    “Wait—was that…..CHANGE I heard in his pocket? Let’s go, son.”

  20. squishy

    Damn chili tacos!!

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