Purple animal print spandex = classy

Which way to the skankatorium?

I bet T has that reaction often after being trapped in confined spaces with her.

Tub o silicone!

He has the look of someone who just had the car’s “airbags” go off in his face.

By the way, she’s going commando in this pic. There are other shots out there. Check the various pornification sites if you’re interested.

I can’t lie, I think her body is awesome, but that fucking square jaw just makes me think there’s a huge cock and balls swingin’ down below.

It must have been a small car, since Ice-T looks like he’s waiting for his head to re-flate before he can get out of it.

Jesus, that square jawline frightens me. Ugh. Another inch and her tits would be hanging right out., yuck.

I have a serious hard on for this woman. She’s sexy as hell. I love her firm body.

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Poor Ice-T doesn’t know that Coco is John McCain in drag, look closely it’s the chin that gives it away.

Did his face go numb for motorboating it in the car?

You almost can’t find Ice-T. Almost.

At his age, T can’t handle motor boating like he used to.

I must say this is the prettiest I’ve ever seen her face look. Wouldn’t it be bizarre if the rest of her body was actually real?

Only a homey with class brings his own credit card swiper