Kristen Stewart at The Malibu Golf Club. (July 20, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
That’s a celebrity/sports pairing I would never have imagined.
I figured Ms Stewart as more of a beer bong athlete.
She’s showing awe at her amazing shot.
Or disgust at her retarded toe shoes.
Or excitement and hope that her next shot will be a winning one.
Or deep thought and consternation at the lay of the green.
Or… well, let’s just say it’s hard to tell what ‘One-Note-Stewart” is emoting at the best of times…
Ew, those “shoes”! Toe socks are ridiculous enough!
That must be a nice club. Cut offs and those stupid shoes.
She stole Sam Jacksons glove foot things.
Thought it was Danny Glover . . .
Comfort over style. Which is me on the weekends.
I’m a girl, balls… I’m a girl, balls… Wait a minute!
No going back to rebellious asshole being snapped in public with those shoes.
There’s a guy in the bushes behind her selling balls he found in the water hazard, and he’s better turned out than this.
Jesus fucking Christ.
“Sigh. You mean I have to hit it again?”
Classy Country Clubs they have in The ‘Bu.
The low end ones I play at wouldnt allow:
* short shorts
* a T-shirt
* those gay toe socks
wearing this on a golf course? oh KS….what a moron, but gotta admire her “i dont give a fuck” attitude
i absolutely do not have to admire that.
Golf is for assholes.
Damnit, why can’t I thumb this up? Seriously, dude. Fucking golf.
I want her all the more now.
Just keep in mind before you make that leap–that’s her HAPPY face.
So that’s what the fake grass around the trailer is for.
Seems like an ordinary picture until you realize she’s on hour three of trying to figure out what the club, the ball, and the hole have to do with each other.
Anyone know where I can get a free bath around here?
“Note to self: Have Tito and Jermaine bleach my feet again next weekend.”
So here’s the deal…someone wagered Kristen Stewart that she couldn’t suck a golf ball through a garden hose, and after she did it she decided to take up the game…
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