1. USDA Prime McBeef

    cool he brought something for us to beat him to death with.

  2. Bigalkie

    Hey Meester.. You need a day labourer?

  3. it had to be said

    Morrissey doesn’t do DIY, “Shia.”

  4. “I’d like to see that dog get in here NOW.”

  5. Dusty Diamond

    Surfing. How to do it completely wrong.

  6. maybe he’s building a time machine to go back to 1984, and buy some more of those sweet armless t-shirts.

  7. Looks like he got some major wood.

  8. I’ll build her a porch… bitches love porches
    -No one, ever….

  9. SIN

    I don’t think he understands what it takes to rebuild his cxareer.

  10. Frank The Duck

    “Viagra is too dangerous, I prefer natural wood…”

  11. Henry

    Personally, I think this is best career move yet.

  12. Turd Ferguson

    Doesn’t seem gay at all to have a Miley Cyrus dream catcher tattoo below his breast.

  13. cc

    Speaking of which, is it customary to tip these guys?

  14. You can douche it, Shia can help.

  15. Bionic_Crouton

    Does his California license plate say 8Y77747?

  16. PooPoo

    Is that a bra under his shirt?!

  17. “Megan Fox told me if I ever wanted seconds, I better have more wood…”

  18. Swearin

    Please tell me he’s building a raft to sail away and never come back on

  19. Derk DErkson

    At least he kept his dick in his pants…

  20. EricLr

    Preparing for the most elaborate suicide ever.

  21. Mike

    As long as he’s not street fighting man anymore, he’s not bothering me.

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