Oh, snap! Chris Brown punched that nipple into her arm pit!

Oh look, Rhianna’s nipp…whoa, hey a star in the sky! now that is something you don’t see every day!

somewhere a poor indian woman is walking around bald

The Ghetto Mermaid desperately climbs aboard an unknown vessel in search of a suitor.

Somewhere there’s a bald horse dying of hypothermia.

After gorging herself on Cannabis, the Rihanna enters the second stage of metamorphosis by slowly wrapping her entire body in a cocoon of rolling papers.

Chris Brown and Drake are fighting over this. A self absorbed skank with a bad weave whose only concern is how to mess up their lives to stroke her out of control ego.

Damn. You guys are all correct. Except I’d bang the Caribbean out of her.

Wow! For once she’s wearing relatively modest cl….. oops. Nips, nevermind.

Can someone please make a gif outa this? That fivehead should be pulsating.

“You think there are men in this country who ain’t seen your bosoms?”

Does she even OWN a bra?

I’m tired of this average looking, average talent hosebag. Please keep her off the site.

She seems to have a tendency to get hotter whenever she’s abroad. Maybe we should keep her permanently exiled to vacational spots.

Oh look everyone, it’s Rihanna. Again.

troy. palamalu.