Those are some big silly fakers right there.
I can squeeze them. Thats real enough for me.
How can she live with herself with such fake appendages?
You mean the cast of Jersy Shore?
And the tits, too.
A night with JWoww? Yeah, I’m only paying for 30 minutes.
Even in that dress, I betcha she couldn’t count to two.
You mean three!
Lousy bolt-ons and that cheesy fucking no tooth smile she always has plastered on her face. A night? Nah.. just long enough to hit her in the shitter.
I fucking hate when people smile without showing teeth. I’m looking at you Olsen Twins.
Never held back Jewel. :D
She looks sticky. Like if you flicked bottle caps at her naked body, they’d stick there. You just know there’s a smell about her that after a shower you think “oh thank god that smell is gone”, and kind of sigh as it immediately starts coming back.
Remember when call girls had to enter a casino through the service entrance?
What exactly is ” A NIGHT WITH JWOW?” is it something you buy on CRAIGS LIST for “seven roses”???
Actually, a fifth of “Four Roses” should do the trick.
Now I recall why I hate casinos.
Second prize is TWO nights!
Technically it’s not “breadloafing” if you can slip a piece of paper in there. Try it with, say, a $5 bill.
For some reason I am thinking about the Coneheads. Greetings!
I wonder if the event was sponsored by Valtrex?
Who needs brains when you’ve got great tits?
But those aren’t great tits, just Lawn & Leaf bags full of silicone.
she just ruined my favorite color.
i could fuck her. have a seriously relationship with her. don’t know as i don’t know her.
‘A Night with JWow, a Lifetime with Herpes.’
You don’t want to fuck her. Because that leads to kissing and then you have to talk to her. Which leads to walking down the center lane of a highway or bridges with long drops.
Why would anyone want to pay for a night watching her curse and staggering drunk across stage flashing her huge almost bare breasts when they can watch it online for free?
Hands down, the best rack on a double amputee I’ve ever seen.
She’s growing on me. But then, so are ear and nose hairs.
Venus de Mono
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