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  1. Cock Dr

    Cute Oompa-Loompa escapee sex slaves?

  2. Penis Wrinkle

    Jerky, anyone?

  3. it had to be said

    What a couple of asses.

  4. Govt. Cheese

    FINALLY!!! Opening night for “Willy Wonka IV” – Oompa-Loompa Anal Chocolate Adventures!!!

  5. Orange ass is still ass…

  6. DeucePickle

    This has Jersey Shore tattooed all over it

  7. jud

    sad she’s 38 and still acting like a whore

    look like two horses

  8. mel

    yup, i’d literally bring my asthma inhaler along with me so that i could take the fullest possible nasally-based inhale of both those corn wagons!

  9. Who sponsored this competition? Slim Jim?

  10. lily

    absolutely horrifying. have fun with your melanoma, leather faces!

  11. Why Vida? WHY? A woman so effortlessly beautiful shouldn’t be tanning in the first place.

  12. Parker

    Wow her time came and went fast. I remember wanting to pork Vida’s butt so bad only a few short years ago.

  13. cc

    These are the sort of natural beauties that have always appealed to me.

  14. Sheppy

    oh boy :/

  15. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    That does it; I’m going back to the stuff that makes me see pink elephants. This is just too damned strange.

    Grigori? It’s all right, please come out from under the sofa. They’re not real – we’re just seeing things again.

  16. Sandusky

    wtf happened to vida? LA done a number on her

  17. fvalen001

    New Skittles commerical…*whisper* Taste The Rainbow.

  18. Dr. Meatgoat

    It’s Crayola Burnt Sienna and Burnt Orange.

  19. tlmck

    I prefer mine a little less burnt.

  20. Raaaaaaaa

    i think we’ve just found TanMom’s newest inspiration.

  21. Woone P. Tiggins

    They both endorse the Cosmo Kramer Tanning Method.

  22. EricLr

    Needs more tanning bed.

  23. Sometimes, when you get shoved in the face with something obviously designed to appeal to your stupidest, most base self, it’s just fucking awesome.

  24. mrsmass

    nice posture.

  25. Dinosaurland

    In the hopes of attracting a mate, the female Oompa-Loompa displays her lush, skanky plumage.

  26. jackie

    STAAA…TIOOON!

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