Looks like a flipper arm. Thalidomide wins again.

It’s never good to be photographed coming out of a quickie mart looking all spattered. It leads to embarrassing speculations.

Outfit comes complete with cankle guards.

Tub o lard

Someone’s pissed that the Little Debbie sale ended yesterday.

Giving up already? That’s too bad.

Another member of the Body By Jessica Simpson club.

Did she just have a baby? Or maybe eat a few? Dipped in the Golden Corral chocolate fountain?

Cue the Kettle Drums….

i like her fat

“Stampede, Earl! Stampede!”

-Kevin Bacon, Tremors

Apparently, semen has a ton of calories.

Apparently, her and Jessica Simpson are in some weird twisted race to who can gross out their dwindling fanbase more.

Sweet holy fat mother of fat fucking god. And don’t you pregnant bitches or bitches with kids EVEN give me that “she just had a baby” bullshit. She had a baby, not an elephant. So there’s no excuse.

And Diabeetus.

Poor thing….shes huge, but i still have faith she will get it together. her face is too pretty to be wasted with this extra 50 lb

Look at this pic. Now look at the Alessandra Ambrosio photo. Now look back at this one.

She had her kid 7 weeks before Alessandra had hers.

Someone call the fashion police, or even just Walmart.. this girl needs help.

She looks really sexy these days.

i always knew this girl would blow up with age. you could always tell by the thickness of her wrists and ankles during her lizzie mgquire days and her tendency to fluctuate up and down in weight. its always the ones with the pretty faces that let them selves go

I love Lego too.

Beth Ditto furiously walks away from family and friends that set up a weight-intervention at Wall Mart.

She looks like a bigfoot I want to stick my penis in. Is there a website for that yet?

Genie: Tell me your greatest wish and I can make it come true!
Hilary Duff: I want to be a BIG star!
Genie:So be it!

I can’t top Bionic’s comment, and I had (and have) no intention o do it.

I’m just gonna admit a very scary thought here and it is… I thought those were pants.

Hey Kool-Aid!

That’s what can happen when shopping for plus sized clothing. You take what you can get.

I don’t really care that she’s put on a bunch of weight. I still think she’s cuter than a calico kitten and I’d love to ‘rassle with her.

Is this from that People of Walmart site?

Is she wearing hockey pads underneath her muumuu ?

I don’t really give a shit that she’s still fat, but what the hell is she wearing?

enough duff!

I can sympathize. I too buy all my clothes used out of a homeless hippie’s van.